Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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