quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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