dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
soo... how was my night?
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