Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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