I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
