Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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