Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
