glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Randomize
