i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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