where does the pee come out of this thing
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Two words: blizzard sex
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