i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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