I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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