Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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