So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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