just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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