Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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