I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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