how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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