We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
They have beer where we have blood.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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