Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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