I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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