Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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