I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You don't make any sense
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