He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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