Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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