You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I enjoy the company of your penis
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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