Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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