I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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