I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So squirting runs in the family.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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