sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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