Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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