nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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