Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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