Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Bring me that man meat
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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