what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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