...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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