i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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