2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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