Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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