I want to stick my p in your. b.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I intend to get homeless drunk
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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