you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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