I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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