It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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