You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
