That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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