hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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