i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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