I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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