We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How does one acquire holy water?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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