can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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