I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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